My best friend was sent the e-mail below from a guy she had only e-mailed with, they met on Match.com. As you read this remember they have never met in person or even spoke on the phone!
On Mon, Sep 29, 2008 at 11:28 AM, Jonathon wrote: what’s your week looking like?
Poshgirl32 Friend: crazy…well maybe not crazy, but I have a lot of night time activities. I’m hoping my weekend will be entirely consumed with the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival. Are you going?
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 12:15 PM, Jonathon wrote: I am not going…I wanted to, but we’ve got a new roommate moving in on Saturday and then I’m going to the 49ers game on sunday with a bunch of buddies. Maybe next week?
PoshGirl32 Friend: Next week. yes, let’s. I’m sure we will chat in the meantime. Do you have my number still?
On Oct 6, 2008, at 10:25 AM, Jonathon wrote: Hey, sorry, end of the week got really busy. I looked for your number and it doesn’t seem as if I still have it. How was the concert last weekend? Some friends and I went to Love Fest for a bit…very loud with lots of naked old men; a typical SF event, I suppose.
-Jonathon
Poshgirl32 friend: The concert was good. There were so many people there that at times it got hard to get close enough to the really popular bands, but it’s a free music festival, so I was not about to complain. I haven’t been to Love Fest in a couple years. Glad to hear it hasn’t changed.
Anyways… my number: ***-***-****
Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 10:12 AM Jonathon wrote: Hey, sorry I haven’t called, I’ve just been so busy with work lately and my weekends have just been jammed. It’s not that I’m not interested, I’ve just been busy – but more than that, I think I need some time off from new people. It sounds mean, but I’m still sorting through the pieces of my last relationship and would rather not run the risk of jumping into any sort of rebound situation because that isn’t fair to anyone. Maybe this all sounds a little funny, but there are just a lot of things that I need to do on my own right now and I don’t want to lead anyone on in anyway.
Hope you have a great week.
Cheers,
Jonathon
PoshGirl32: omg. he so dumped you. ha!
PoshGirl32 Friend: also I love how he used the busy with work/just got out of a relationship/need time to myself trifecta of cliches. And I’m pretty sure the “It’s not that I’m not interested” is a euphemism for “It’s not you it’s me.” What a douchebag.